My aunt bought tickets for us to go up to New York this Saturday. My main objective was to finally visit Pratt and Parsons, but it turns out that they’re not offering tours this Saturday. Now what am I going to do?

It’s great and all that I can go up to New York, but now I won’t have anything particularly meaningful or fun to do.

I mean, if I went up to New York with a friend, that’d be a different story, but there’s only so much I can do in New York with my aunt in tow…

People born before 1946 were called The Silent generation.

People born between 1946 and 1964 are called The Baby Boomers.

People born between 1965 and 1979 are called Generation X.

And people born between 1980 and 2010 are called Generation Y.

Why do we call the last group Generation Y?

Y should I get a job?

Y should I leave home and find my own place?

Y should I get a car when I can borrow yours?

Y should I clean my room?

Y should I wash and iron my own clothes?

Y should I buy any food?

But a cartoonist explained it very eloquently below…

IT MADE ME SO MAD.

I want to send an e-mail right back at her saying STFU, what do you know about us? Nothing.

You do not understand us at all.

I am really tempted to send her an e-mail back. Does anyone have any idea what kind of clever reply I could use?

An internship position at the David LaChapelle Studio in Chelsea, NYC. An internship at the studio of the man who shot this beautiful photograph (among many others).

wtffffff

best of wishes to all who see this and apply, though.

41 spam e-mails titled “BUY VIAGRA NOW”

WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME

DAAMMITTTT I AM SO TIRED OF SEEING 41 OF THE SAME MESSAGES IN MY SPAM FILTER ADSFHASIUDFHADSIUFH

I DON’T FUCKING WANT ANY OF THIS SHIT

I can’t fall asleep when I try to go to bed early (i.e. right now) if I’m not exhausted. My thoughts run a mile a minute when I manage to stay awake and have energy.

and needlessly complex math

NO.

Just NO.

GET IT RIGHT, PEOPLE.

If you want my advice, take it or leave it.

I don’t really think you should’ve asked me in the first place if you insist on questioning everything I’ve offered.

argghhh. Today is Halloween, and here I am studying for my Chinese MIDTERMS.

And then I have to take the damn midterm from 4 to 6 p.m.

And I was supposed to go to a party afterward but it doesn’t even seem likely that my family will let me go (because I woke up “late” today, wtf!).

What the fuck is this.