Miranda: | She said it's going to be a tame movie. That means no sex. |
Zinger: | You can't have everything, Miranda. |
Oh my god I’m kind of in love with BU.
Boston University has a twitter for their dining service. They last tweeted, “Congrats to all our new Terriers #BU2016 we can’t wait to meet you. By the way, how do you like your eggs?”
And so I tweeted ”over-easy” and they tweeted back…”we’ll have them waiting for you in Sept. and all Cage Free!!”
Teacher: | Why are these people called flappers? |
Student: | because they're dresses flapped? |
Teacher: | No, but it was because something else flapped... |
Me: | THEIR LEGS! |
Class: | *bursts into laughter* |
Teacher: | What? NO. This is why I don't let you guys tape record in class lectures, because you'll take them home and someone will overhear this and I will get fired. You're gonna get me fired girl. |
Class: | *still laughing* |
Teacher: | The roaring twenties may have had a lot of sex drive in it, but not THAT much.... |
UGH WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO ABOUT JANE EYRE I DON’T KNOW ANYTHINNGGGGGGG
- http://www.sparknotes.com/lit/janeeyre/
- http://www.gradesaver.com/jane-eyre/
- http://www.glencoe.com/sec/literature/litlibrary/pdf/jane_eyre.pdf
- http://www.ipl.org/div/litcrit/bin/litcrit.out.pl?ti=jan-67
o__o I don’t know if any of those will help but…
THANK YOU I’LL LOOK ALL OF THESE OVER.
OMG AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA why is everything so accurate
Legitimately one of the most relevant and hilarious videos I’ve seen in my entire life. ALL THE AWARDS.
