Lauren:

So I was dating this guy, Tim. Lanie was dating Kevin. Tim broke up with me. Lanie broke up with Kevin. Then Kevin and I started dating. Then a few days after, Lanie and Tim started dating UNTIL Lanie decided that she hates Tim and becomes a lesbian. And the guy she did like after Tim turned into a girl. And they can't even be together because he/she likes men now.

Me:

Oh my god I feel like I should make your life into a movie.

Lauren:

Well that was the only interesting part.
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